Game Theory: Why Mario Kart 8 is Mario's DEADLIEST Game!

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I've done PLENTY of dark theories on the Mario franchise, from Super Mario being a sociopath to Princess Peach being the dead mother of Rosalina and beyond. But today, I've uncovered the most dangerous game in the Mario canon -- Mario Kart! Mario Kart 8! Well, specifically Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. I did the math, and the devastation those fun little Mario Karts deliver is something to truly fear. So hop in and buckle your seatbelts, because this is going to be one crazy Mario Kart adventure!
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תגובות

  1. The Game Theorists

    The Game Theorists2 שנים לפני

    My bad: 5'11'' actually equals 180 cm...but NO FEAR! I did all the speed calculations in Standard first, then converted each result back to metric, so although I misspoke in that one moment about the height conversion, the rest of the stats should all be right! Like I said, I'm stupid imperialist scum with a dumb measurement system :)

  2. Donna Forde

    Donna Forde6 ימים לפני

    Maybe they forgot to code seatbeats

  3. Mariana Bjeletich

    Mariana Bjeletich15 ימים לפני

    good sir i would liek a hat in time theory you have not made one i googled it and i think its an amazing game and i want to see an interesting theory come from it

  4. GamerTech#8752

    GamerTech#8752חודש לפני

    The miis have a helmet at least.

  5. sarah clerico trinh

    sarah clerico trinh2 חודשים לפני

    👏👏👏👏👏

  6. Producer 2

    Producer 23 חודשים לפני

    Wait.. if mario is 5,11, how tall are the humans in super mario odyssey..?

  7. Jessie Qiu

    Jessie Qiu20 שעות לפני

    I wonder, did Nintendo and Mercedes ever get in trouble?

  8. Caelan Duff

    Caelan Duffיום לפני

    They should hire you to be a scientist for car engineering

  9. PlayerCestinyWolf /Agent 9000

    PlayerCestinyWolf /Agent 9000יום לפני

    My brother plays too much Mario kart 8...

  10. Tony is Thinking

    Tony is Thinking2 ימים לפני

    Wait a second there is a 8???? Last time I heard about it there where only 2

  11. boythunder1103

    boythunder11033 ימים לפני

    BELT SANDER VS CHILD (not clickbait)

  12. Timtetumtetodd

    Timtetumtetodd3 ימים לפני

    128 km/h is so fast? Here everyone drives 150 km/h - 200 km/h or more! You ask where I live? Germany!

  13. Leomeodeo

    Leomeodeo3 ימים לפני

    One Time I Got Like 3 Mm Skin Of A Half Off My Face xD

  14. breezy MC

    breezy MC4 ימים לפני

    I love the Wii U!!! (edit) Mario 3D world is one of my favorite games!

  15. IJustDontKnow

    IJustDontKnow4 ימים לפני

    1:30 i did, tho

  16. Nir Flatau

    Nir Flatau5 ימים לפני

    u cant use dry bowsers speed with babies

  17. Nir Flatau

    Nir Flatau5 ימים לפני

    mario kart double dash? more like mario kart double crash

  18. Jamie Cheung

    Jamie Cheung5 ימים לפני

    Wait there’s a cheep charger in mariokart 8 deluxe ?

  19. Samuel Cabral

    Samuel Cabral5 ימים לפני

    Hey,I thougt u were gonna talk about the normal Mario Kart that I play but u are not sooooooo thats good

  20. nathan salinas

    nathan salinas5 ימים לפני

    When your that one person who tries to make there car faster 😂

  21. Cookie Kit

    Cookie Kit6 ימים לפני

    Mario's the worst driver in the world

  22. Totally not Evyn

    Totally not Evyn7 ימים לפני

    Me: **watched this episode** MatPat: You watch dateline?? What are you 75 Me: **Me staring at the screen at age 14** ... I’m not 75 🤨!!

  23. Michelle Stephens

    Michelle Stephens7 ימים לפני

    One day you made a mistake cuz they'res green red and yellow what's yellow❓

  24. utuub uuser

    utuub uuser8 ימים לפני

    People seem to hate game/film theory alot... Never knew why, mats content is pretty good

  25. SomewhatGamer

    SomewhatGamer8 ימים לפני

    If y'all really wanna grasp how fast this game is, switch to first person on 3DS 😂

  26. Jing Ma

    Jing Ma8 ימים לפני

    >:(

  27. Jing Ma

    Jing Ma8 ימים לפני

    YOU R EVIL

  28. Jing Ma

    Jing Ma8 ימים לפני

    You just ruined shirts for me

  29. Jing Ma

    Jing Ma8 ימים לפני

    You also ruined baby's for me

  30. Matthew McMurtrie

    Matthew McMurtrie9 ימים לפני

    im gonna tell my son

  31. SammyD Awesome

    SammyD Awesome9 ימים לפני

    Matpat: no one cares enough about the Wii U Me: I guess I’m no one

  32. DekuFox Gaming

    DekuFox Gaming9 ימים לפני

    Mariokart double dash more like Mariokart ROAD RASH

  33. Lil Gemini

    Lil Gemini10 ימים לפני

    My childhood has been grossed out

  34. Ava Something_or_other

    Ava Something_or_other11 ימים לפני

    WAIT IF MARIO IS 5,11 THEN HOW TALL ARE THE PEOPLE?????????

  35. BeeboTheBean

    BeeboTheBean11 ימים לפני

    I'm surprised double dash isn't the most deadly, considering there are 2 people, and 1 person isn't even IN the Kart. Maybe if I could do pixel measurements, I should see what to do about that. Or someone who finds this comment.

  36. evil little kitty tyler

    evil little kitty tyler12 ימים לפני

    On the Nintendo 64 i found on a emulator (but i have it) when i use c> they are 3 different things

  37. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice12 ימים לפני

    p

  38. Hannah Kuehn

    Hannah Kuehn12 ימים לפני

    Matpat: if that doesn't deserve a subscribe I don't know what does!!!!??? Me: hahaha hahaha I did that 7 months ago.

  39. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice12 ימים לפני

    Yeah but our dog doesn't have a collar and he is perfectly happy he has his harness and it's much safer for him because he's a little Chihuahua he's only like nine and says he's a year and a half old he is so cute his name is Hercules he was the runt of the litter and anyway he wears a harness not a colour so he is happy at least also he sleeps so perfect three Dora Ball actually this is what he looks like🐕

  40. Ink'dIdot

    Ink'dIdot12 ימים לפני

    10:54 MatPat turned into a generic news anchor in 2012

  41. Spark Girl

    Spark Girl12 ימים לפני

    5:00 me sitting here being 5'3....

  42. Chadtronic Fan 10,001

    Chadtronic Fan 10,00112 ימים לפני

    i had a science teacher who tried to figure out the same thing he got the same answer

  43. saitama one punch man

    saitama one punch man13 ימים לפני

    Wtf is what's wrong with you this isn't saying you could be locked them into a sane Asylum you're staying oh yes that's put up baby by Andy Weir and crash it and you're excited for it what the f*** is wrong with you

  44. saitama one punch man

    saitama one punch man13 ימים לפני

    Are you sure about that you're mad at me

  45. Controlled Chaos

    Controlled Chaos13 ימים לפני

    Hey MatPat do you have your own Funko Pop if yes where can I get one

  46. Yearthree ,

    Yearthree ,14 ימים לפני

    when he said that the mario suit was 155 cm i looked at matpat and was like, this dude really the height of a 4th grader?

  47. Raiza Adan

    Raiza Adan15 ימים לפני

    One more thing WHY ARE BAIBIES PLAYERS IN THIS GAME!!!!!!

  48. Mariana Bjeletich

    Mariana Bjeletich15 ימים לפני

    hat in time theory

  49. Smithsonian smith

    Smithsonian smith16 ימים לפני

    Awesome And cool!

  50. Madison Nichols

    Madison Nichols16 ימים לפני

    Isn’t Mario 5’1”?

  51. Loonys Circus

    Loonys Circus16 ימים לפני

    Nobody: Me, in Germany: Warte, mit 130 km/h parken wir doch rückwärts ein.

  52. Corina Chapin

    Corina Chapin17 ימים לפני

    How dare matpat insult my dateline! Keith Morison is the best XD

  53. Techforms' Master

    Techforms' Master17 ימים לפני

    mariokart 64-the first game I ever played

  54. SakeFish

    SakeFish17 ימים לפני

    Game Theory, ruining childhoods since 2011

  55. MelandE Nichols

    MelandE Nichols18 ימים לפני

    Now we know why dry bowser has no skin

  56. Markus Bombadil

    Markus Bombadil18 ימים לפני

    As a German I totally don't get your problem with the speed of 80m/h?

  57. Death Egg Robot

    Death Egg Robot19 ימים לפני

    Actually, Nintendo said that Mario is 5ft 1in, not 11in.

  58. Crimson Black

    Crimson Black20 ימים לפני

    Mat pat is diet coke in human form confirmed

  59. Asa Hoffman

    Asa Hoffman21 יום לפני

    I loved the intro!! i (usually) find your intros to be hilarious

  60. lolololololololololololololololololo 64

    lolololololololololololololololololo 6421 יום לפני

    I was watching this and my brother came with a gift with Mario's in it.

  61. Maya Mendez

    Maya Mendez21 יום לפני

    Me: *playing Mario kart* hmm what a nice day outside. Also me: *is about to crash into a wall* AW SH We’ll Be Right Back

  62. Donald Dump

    Donald Dump21 יום לפני

    Ah yes, American Math, The square root of Eagle + Hamburger

  63. Me is Nada

    Me is Nada22 ימים לפני

    I can't subscribe I like

  64. Diane 4

    Diane 423 ימים לפני

    It was a great video matpat

  65. seriously Man

    seriously Man24 ימים לפני

    Brutal